July 05, 2006

The Redneck Survey

I don't think I qualify for this...oddly, the majority of the things I answered yes to, I've done while I lived in the city!

1. Have you ever gone muddin'?
I don't think so

2. Have you ever lived on a dirt/gravel road?
Yeah

3. Ever been swimming in a lake or river?
Yes

4. Ever been to a bonfire party?
Yes

5. Have you ever driven a tractor?
yes

6. Have you ever been on a horse?
yes

7. Ford or Chevy?
neither. Although we do have a Chevy 1-ton, it's the Russian's. (And...it's for sale, anybody interested? *snickers)

8. Kissed someone in a pick up?
Yes

9. Whats your favorite country song?
I don't know any

10. Ever done 90 miles per hour down a dirt road?
I don't think so

11. Worked / Lived on a farm?
not unless you count my mom's goat farm (and I don't)

12. Been to a rodeo?
no

13. Do you own cowboy boots?
no

14. Do you have a cowboy hat?
No

15. Have you ever said git r done?
no

16. Country skyline or a city skyline?
city moreso than country, but I'll take what I can get

17. Can you name a rodeo star?
no

18. Do you think tractors are sexy?
not particularly

19. Ever rode a 4-wheeler?
Yep

20. Are you from the country?
I guess so

21. If so, are you proud of it?
not necessarily

22. Gone hunting?
yes

23. Gone fishing?
Yep

24. Is your heart in dixie?
no, it's in my chest cavity, beating away :)

25. Been on a hay ride?
Yes

26. Have you ever line danced?
once

27. Camped under the stars?
Yep

28. Have you ever been cow tippin?
no

29. Do you drive a pick up truck?
no

30. Fell asleep in a hay stack?
no

31. Own a pair of overalls?
no

32. Drank Moonshine?
no

33. Include the word "yonder" in your daily vocabulary?
no

34. Ever shoveled manure?
yes

35. Milked a cow?
no

36. Plucked a chicken?
no

37. Is sweet tea your favorite drink?
No

38. Been to a race?
no

39. Know all the words to at least one David Allen Coe song?
no

40.Have you ever made out in a back of a pick-up?
yes

Posted by tomiandc at July 5, 2006 12:58 PM